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I gone and chipped meself a tooth. Not the front one, but the next one. And not badly, BUT FUCKING BAD ENOUGH TO BE REALLY FUCKING ANNOYED! And now I have to go to the dentist on Monday to have it repaired. Shit. Poo. Bum.

Can you tell I'm pissed? Oh, and I ain't showing my trailer trash tooth either. So there.

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You ask, I deliver. Here are some grainy, but still do-able pics, of Big Brother 08's builder boy Rory in all his glory. Thanks Rory for getting it off for us. For that we salute you.

And his HOT perfectly rounded bubble butt.

And finally, a shirtless Nathan shows he gives good chest too...

gayPOP

New York City is my favourite place in the whole world. I love the enormity, the style, the energy and the gay men of the city. It's just sooooo cool I could squeal. My first visit was way back in 1993 in the pre-Guilliani days when the streets were dangerous and the clubs really sleazy. There were drugs drugs DRUGS DRUGS everywhere and the highlight of my visit was a long (12 hour) bender on the dancefloor at the Sound Factory, although Jackie 60 and Limelight were pretty memorable too.

Then in 2005 I visited again and expecting the worst, I was pleasantly surprised that even though a mop had been taken to the streets, the same underground vibe had survived and NYC's heart was still pumping. A new generation of clubs had risen to the forefront and were smaller but no less fun. I loved them all.

Including the Lower East Side's The Cock, that features heavily in this tongue-in-chic pop song. It's cheap and tacky and norty and out for a quick faggy laugh, but that's why I enjoyed these 3 minutes so. That and the game of 'Spot the club identity'! Can you see Michael Musto, Linda Simpson, Tom Dolby & Drew Frist, Lee Savage, Manhattan Edit Workshop, Jesse Finley Reed, David Sparks, and Christiania Vodka?

And did I mention the fuckable cuteness of Lonni and Chaz? Play it, pump it, SPREAD IT!




Whore's Mascara with "All I Want (Is A Cute Blond Boy)"

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What I would do to sink my choppers into this stud. He's like, totally perfect eh?

Anyway, that's enough of that. I have to go to work...

gayPOP

Please enjoy this sweet romantic ballad with a decidedly queer bent from cuddly bear man, Ron Morris. I'd be his boyfriend if he sang like this to me! Awwwwwwww.


Ron Morris with 'Boyfriend'

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They say good things come in small packages, and trust me, I'm a FIRM believer of what they say. Lil' Bow Wow is now a grown up doggy and woof, what a cuddly canine creature he has become.

I wonder if he barks like man's best friend when he's on all fours in front of his master?

bsgMANIA

OMG! Did you catch Battlestar Galactica this week? What a dang fine episode it was, possibly one of the best ever, I reckon. So many teasers, so few answers. And what a climax! I nearly died from the suspense, and then the shock. JUMMMMP! Now what? Guess we'll have to wait until the week after next for that!

goldenPOP

It might be Sunday night, but I'm still gonna put on my leg warmers, ra-ra skirt and stretchy top for some mid-80s body rocking! They sure did make great funk back then. TURN IT UP!


Maria Vidal with 'Body Rock'

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Those rascally fellas at Taschen have compiled a new book that is bound to get tongues wagging (and heads bobbing). It's the first edition to my wishLIST files and a book I would love to "read". It's the real Bible!


Here's a tantalising snippet of what monsters lurk within.



And lastly, goodness me!


All wishLIST items gratefully accepted and trade will be forthcoming.

manOFF

Welcome to the 3rd manOFF post on eMackinations. This is your chance to be interactive and vote for the man that stirs your cockles. Rather than twinkie model sorts with pretty faces and abs of steel, this time I've chosen two Hollywood gents that are aging rather nicely, thank you very much. Both have questionable reputations for various reasons and that's exactly the reason we like them. And for their grey hair (but I'm biased in that area).

So who would you do? Leave your vote in the comment section below please!

ROBERT DOWNEY JR vs GEORGE CLOONEY

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I've always had a weakness for chocolate coloured men. Their perfect form, amazing nipples, silken skin (and did I say perfect form already?) make Black men incredibly desirable. When you throw those dark eyes and fleshy lips into the mix, it's a gay marriage waiting to happen.

Is Mr eMackinations out there anywhere? I'll be happy to accept all proposals and Australia is a cool place to live. Come on fellas, don't hold back! I'm ready, willing and MORE than able.

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neoPOP

...or is it goldenPOP? Everyone's favourite Spice Girl Mel C is the only Spicey to still make truly great and thoroughly independent pop music. Although released in the UK last year, this track is just cracking it in the small time in the US. It's an example of what Sporty does best-big dramatic ballads with a rough edge. I like a lot. Do you?


Mel C with 'This time'